Backstage: Renee Young Interviews Ryback

Backstage, we see Ryback walking. Renee Young approaches him and congratulates him on his win earlier tonight. Ryback says he’s not worried about that. He says he’s hungry and asks her if she knows where any good concession stands are at. I guess Ryback is on the hunt for Kane. We’ll find out soon enough, as we head to another commercial break.

Backstage: Ryback & Kane

Ryback approaches Kane backstage at the concession stand and tells him he’s starving. Ryback asks for two cans of tuna, a protein shake with extra protein and a bag of beef jerky. Kane’s out of that but tosses a hot dog at Ryback. Ryback shoves him back into the counter and they throw food at each other. As Kane runs away, Ryback tells him he forgot his nuts, as he holds up a bag of peanuts.

Backstage: Renee Young Interviews John Cena & Dolph Ziggler

Backstage, Renee Young is with John Cena and Dolph Ziggler. They talk about the upcoming two-on-three main event and say they’re going to steal the show. They plug the voting on the WWE App once more as we head to another commercial break.

John Cena & Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins, Joey Mercury & Jamie Noble

We’re back from the break. Out comes “The Show Off,” Dolph Ziggler to a nice pop. Out next is John Cena, who gets a very loud, but a very mixed reaction. From there, Daniel Bryan’s music hits and out he comes.

Bryan introduces “Mr. Money In The Bank,” Seth Rollins. Once Rollins is in the ring, Bryan reveals the results of tonight’s WWE App poll, which decides who Rollins’ partners will be.

In a landslide, Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble win the vote. I didn’t catch the exact number, but I believe it was something like 93 percent. So, there you have it — Cena and Ziggler vs. Rollins, Mercury and Noble in a two-on-three handicap main event match for tonight’s RAW.

The bell rings to make it official and here we go with tonight’s RAW main event. Early on, Cena and Ziggler dominate with ease. This leads to Rollins, Mercury and Noble sliding out to the floor to regroup and recollect themselves. As that happens, we head to a mid-match commercial, likely our last of the evening.

We return from the commercial and wesee Noble beating up Cena in the ring. Finally, Cena tags Ziggler in. Ziggler takes the hot tag and is going nuts, hitting anything and everything that moves.

Eventually, Rollins hits Ziggler with a cheap shot and now the heel trio is taking over. Ziggler finally gets a tag after going at it with everyone. Cena unloads and hits a Five Knuckle Shuffle on Mercury. Rollins runs in but slides out of an Attitude Adjustment. The Stooges make the save for Rollins from a double team.

We’re building towards the finish now, as Cena hits an Attitude Adjustment on Mercury. At the same time, Ziggler hits the Zig-Zag on Noble. Rollins, meanwhile, got out of dodge and is looking on from the top of the stage. 1-2-3. Cena and Ziggler both make the cover at the same time on Mercury and Noble and score the victory.

Winners: John Cena & Dolph Ziggler

After The Match

Once the match is over, we see Rollins trying to leave, but Daniel Bryan stops him and throws him back into the ring. This sets Rollins up to eat a super kick from Ziggler and an Attitude Adjustment from Cena. Bryan’s music plays as the fans in Indianapolis all do the “Yes!” chant together, until out of nowhere — it happens.

“Ding-ding!” The “anonymous General Manager” is back, folks!

Michael Cole asks for our attention as he approaches the lap top next to the announce table. He reads the message, which says order will be restored on Cyber Monday next Monday night on RAW. This week’s post-Survivor Series edition of RAW goes off the air with that annoying anonymous RAW GM “ding-ding” noise happening over and over and over and over and over again.

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