Backstage: Big Show
After seeing clips from Survivor Series of Big Show turning on Team Cena and delivering the KO punch, we shoot backstage and see Big Show bullying someone (I didn’t catch who it was, but I believe it was some nameless, faceless backstage worker). Anyways, after that we head to commercial.
In-Ring Segment: Big Show & Erick Rowan
When we return from commercial, Big Show comes out in a suit. He tries explaining himself. First, he’s sad and trying to get sympathy from the people but eventually gets mad and in heel fashion says he did it because he wanted to. He dares anyone from the back to come and say something to his face.
With that being said, Erick Rowan’s music hits and out he comes in his goofy ass sheep mask. Big Show mocks Rowan for liking “kitty-cats,” using a mocking baby voice. The fans chant “Erick Rowan! Erick Rowan!” Finally, Rowan takes his sheep mask off. Show tells Rowan he has no place being here. He tells him to leave before he gets himself hurt.
Rowan grabs the mic from Show. Rowan says he doesn’t like bullies. And with that said, he punches away at Show. He nails him with a big boot and kicks him out of the ring. Show flips out from the floor as Rowan dares him to come back into the ring.
Show leaves pissed off as the fans chant “Erick Rowan!” as he stands tall in the ring. We get a quick reminder on the voting process for tonight’s main event.
Backstage: Seth Rollins, Joey Mercury, Jamie Noble & Dolph Ziggler
Backstage, we see Seth Rollins when in walks Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble. Rollins politely tells Mercury and Noble that they don’t measure up as partners for Rollins tonight. Ziggler walks in and says he told his millions of Twitter followers to vote for Mercury and Noble. Rollins looks pissed as Ziggler walks off. On that note, we head to another commercial break.
Brie Bella (with Nikki Bella) vs. AJ Lee
When we return from the break, The Bella Twins are in the ring, Nikki, of course, with the newly won WWE Divas Championship.
AJ Lee’s music hits and out she comes with a mic. She tells Nikki that her life’s work looks good as an accessory for her, and that it “goes so well with her shoes,” mocking her.
The bell rings, a light “CM Punk” chant breaks out and the action gets underway. AJ and Bella quickly hit the floor. The other Bella blasts AJ from behind.
Back in the ring, Brie utilizes the help she got from her sister and is now taking it to the former Divas Champ. In the end, thanks to distraction from Nikki, Brie gets the pin on AJ.
Winner: Brie Bella
After The Match
After the match, AJ gets on the mic. She says it takes two Bella Twins to be the champion. She says the two of them aren’t half the woman she is. She says it’s time someone breaks it to the Bellas — talent is not sexually transmitted. Her music plays and that’s that. We head to commercial.
Adam Rose & The Bunny vs. Tyson Kidd & Natalya
When we return from commercial, Adam Rose is making his entrance, with, of course, the Rosebuds. The Bunny hops over to the announce table, where Cole, Lawler and JBL are joined by Larry The Cable Guy and Santino Marella. The Bunny, Larry and Santino all dance together.
Rose gets annoyed,, walks over and grabs The Bunny and yanks him, throwing him into the ring, nearly pulling his Bunny top/head off in the process by accident.
Anyways, the bell rings and here we go with our interspecies tag-match. It’s Rose and The Bunny against Tyson Kidd and Natalya. Rose tags The Bunny in before the match even starts.
The Bunny dominates Kidd early on, doing the humping gesture to the air in between moves. Finally, Kidd cuts The Bunny’s momentum short and finally tags in Nattie.
Nattie comes in and seems concerned to make sure The Bunny is okay. Kidd gets mad and tells Nattie to give him a kiss and go back on the apron. She does. Kidd, meanwhile, turns around into a big slam from The Bunny.
The Bunny tags Rose in and Rose goes to work on Kidd. Accidentally, The Bunny trips up Rose, which allows Kidd to cover him and pin him for the 1-2-3. Kidd and Nattie leave as we focus on the commentary table for a plug for Larry The Cable Guy and Santino.
Winners: Tyson Kidd & Natalya
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